The Spirit (2008)

Really? Really? No, really? NO REALLY?

7000 punches later...

Robert Rodriguez, if you and Frank Miller became friends while making Sin City, please help him in his next endeavour. I like his trademark style, but style alone can't save a turd of this magnitude. Honestly I might even be unfit to write a review seeing as how I turned it off after the first fifteen minutes. Fuck it.

It was balls.