Bride of the Monster (1955)

A In terms of uttered wordage in the log-file, this comes dead last. Unfortunately, that's not because we enjoyed ourselves. This movie is complete and utter shite.

inge: this is an ed wood flick, i forgot to mention it.
alexandr: a true classic in other words
inge: right.

Yeah sure, my old self, if by classic you mean crime against film. It's a waste of bandwith. Don't bother.

inge: this movie has no redeeming qualities, whatsoever
alexandr: ooo, tits
inge: i take back my statement

Now you know where the star comes from. Tits good.